May 2013
5 tags
universul:
why can’t I lose weight easily I mean I lose everything else without a problem
6 tags
5 tags
ALRIGHT YOU LITTLE SHITS
dreamwurks:
hacheload:
rosenkristall:
TUMBLR AND IT’S FUTURE IS AT STAKE HERE
SIGN AND REBLOG IF YOU WANT TO SAVE TUMBLR FROM YAHOO
SIGNAL BOOST
HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I CHECKED AND THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We need 5,000,000 signatures
i know there’s enough bloggers out there
hell sign twice using different emails.
porndirector:
i hate when i look in the mirror and i look OK, but then i take a photo and im like far from looking remotely nice
throwitintheflames:
mischeviousmeghan:
thebetamale:
in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful
What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
ship-all-the-gay:
so i was eating some of those sugary gross conversation hearts. (they were on for $1 at work) and I was reading them.
they say like ‘cool’ and ‘ur cute’ and then suddenly
I think the factory workers need help
dungeonsanddamsels:
this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
sextingllamas:
is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
4 tags
Walk into the club like waddup does anybody even notice me
i’d like to formally apologize to anyone i’ve disappointed with my terrible friendship skills
circumcisions:
im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
An Australian artist created a giant hot air Blue...
did-you-kno:
Source
3 tags
meladoodle:
*throws coins at strippers really hard*
cybergay:
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
nostalgiaultra:
Apparently saying “Watch me fuck this toaster” is not a good way to start a talent show
fullmetalfisting:
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
esexist:
yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards
spell your name in my ask pretty pretty please
A: Are you a virgin?
B: 3 biggest pet peeves
C: Celebrity crush?
D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
E: Do you smoke?
F: Do you drink?
G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
H: Longest relationship and with who?
I: 5 turn ons
J: 5 turn offs
K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
M: What is your sexual orientation?
N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
O: Who are you crushing on right now?
P: Who is your bestfriend?
Q: Your guilty pleasure?
R: Who was your first kiss?
S: Do looks matter to you?
T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
V: How far have you gone?
W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
X: Are you circumcised?
Y: Do you name your private parts?
Z: Do you pee in the shower?
poopflow:
ah yes i have finally found it
the g spot
Have you ever felt so tired that you just don’t want to sleep yet because you know you will sleep forever
snowmiserr:
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me. and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon” he said...
Give me a game series & I'll tell you...
❤ Favorite Male: ❤ Favorite Female: ❤ Favorite Pairing: ❤ Least Favorite Character: ❤ who’s most like me: ❤ most attractive: ❤ three more characters that I like:
galacticdad:
growing up means realizing a lot of your old friends are assholes
I am the asshole friend
jebiwonkenobi:
When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
